Dear Betty,
I am sorry, I should of been clearer, what I meant to say is that if you don't know how to
pick out a can of soup you should pull you head out of your ass. Maybe that will help 'clear' things up for you.
Sincerely,
Stickman
Dear Stickman,
I have heard that in tuna nets sometimes dolphins get caught and ground up with the tuna.
So my question is how come I can't taste the dolphin?
Thank-You
Cindy Brady, 9, from San Diego, California
Dear Cindy,
I am told that dolphins are smart, actually one of the smartest animals in the world, but
if they get caught in nets with them dumb-ass tuna they need to get a clue. Oh, and I don't know
why you can't taste the dolphin in the tuna. Maybe it's all the horse and dog meat that is throwing it off.
P.S. There is no Santa
Sincerely,
Stickman
Dear Stickman,
I think that my car has a flat tire. I am not sure how to check, but my sister says to look for it. I am not sure what she is talking about. Because when I look at the car it looks fine, but when I drive it people shout, "hey you have a flat tire!" So Stickman I was hoping that you could help. Thanks in advance.
John Elway, 33, Denver, CO
Dear John,
Forget about it and just keep driving. If someone tells you that again, just give 'em the bird.
Sincerely,
Stickman
Dear Stickman,
Dear Stickman, I was just wondering if you developed in Pete Ryan's psyche because of something his mother may of consumed while she was pregnant with him. I know that Pete's mother has been reading your "all about Stickman site" and was not totally amused, although she did have a few chuckles.. of course she had been into the Brandy bottle. I was just wondering if you could elaborate on how you developed Stickman. I would be very interested in the answer to this worldly question. Thank - You,
Sincerely, Some chick from Center City :-))
Dear Some chick from Center City :-)),
hiya pete's mom and pops! hehe.. Stickman was a dumb college project. I am sure his mother did nothing of the sorts to harm her most beautiful child when he was helpless in her womb. if you check out tarded.net again it should have a better looking link and a quick discription of what Stickman is. how I developed stickman...VERY EASY TO DRAW!
Sincerely,
Pete "Stickman" Ryan
